Ever wondered where fairies spend a penny?

Too funny…  the thought of fairies piddling and pooping is generally not uppermost in one’s mind. Not ever, when writing 90 odd pages of The Imaginaeries of Faerie Glen, over several months, did I even once consider it.

Yet on my insomnomaniacal trawling through interesting fairy-related stuff on Instagram I found that some incredibly innovative person – Denise of  Dingley Dwellings – had come up with exactly that… a lovely little loo for the fairies.

Had to muffle my face in the pillow to avoid waking up the entire house – because my first reaction was to snort out laughing and my second was OMG! That is beyond cute! Did you ever?

Of course thereafter I could easily imagine Marigold, Bella Dew and Winona Wurm flushing stardust down that beautiful little bog in some leafy corner of Faerie Glen Nature Reserve.  I could even imagine the mischievous little worms peeking into those heart-shaped windows. Although I reckon Madame Shews would insist on having her own “powder room” – the snooty old baggage.

Dingley Dwellings have many other delicious little (and not so little) morsels of fairy stuff that you absolutely have to go and look at. They have a  website and are happy to undertake commissions as well.  You can also follow them on Facebook.

Their delightful dwellings get used for all sorts of interesting things, like water features and solar lights – but I pilfered this paragraph from the tips and suggestions section of their website because it simply tickled me pink!


“We weren’t aware of this, but a lady customer with small children who had owned a dwelling for several years said that when her little ones lose their first teeth, instead of placing them under the pillow as is customary, the teeth are now placed beneath the dwelling. IT WORKS! In the morning the tooth is gone and in its place – a fairy payment! We’ve tried it with our grandchildren and can confirm this is the case – and it is so much easier for the fairies! (None of that fishing around beneath a pillow in the middle of the night!) Another top tip – thanks again!”


When I was growing up we had a mouse and our teeth were lovingly placed in a slipper at the foot of our bed. I continued the same tradition with my own children. Just the other day I had the mouse vs fairy conversation with two of my sister’s-in-law. I lost.

Who would you vote for – Tooth Fairy or the Tooth Mouse?